belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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