I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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