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(720): View more from Colorado

I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume

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we need ur ladder

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(440): View more from Ohio

Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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(206): View more from Washington

I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns

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(646): View more from New York

You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.

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