I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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