Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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