How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you would pick up someone in the library
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
