there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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