Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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