fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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