Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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