I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
