We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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