i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
