Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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