If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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