i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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