would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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