Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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