WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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