Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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