Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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