we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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