I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Randomize
