is your mom at the bar?
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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