Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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