i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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