i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
