good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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