ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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