if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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