We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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