He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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