i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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