Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm passing your future prison.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
3 2 1 whiskey
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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