Im at strip club and am horny
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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