It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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