Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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