This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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