Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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