There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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