Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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