i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
this hospital has no fireball
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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