I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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