I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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