i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Is Oprah even human
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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