She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I believe in your delicious
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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