I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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