My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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