O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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