Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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