i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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