they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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