You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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