You just made me feel so damn special
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
